Thursday, June 30, 2011

Tips Cinta dari Saiful Izzuan Bin Hussain

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera,


Hari ini saya ingin berkongsi tips cinta tentang kepentingan
mengetahui personaliti pasangan.

Setiap orang mempunyai kecenderungan terhadap sesuatu.
Pembezaan kecenderungan inilah yang seterusnya membuatkan
personaliti manusia terbentuk. A mungkin cenderung untuk diam
kerana perkara itu yang memberi keselesaan baginya.

Berlainan dengan B, interaksi bersama orang lain memberi
tenaga kepadanya. Terdapat orang yang gemar pada konflik.
Sukakan pada perdebatan. Begitu juga sebaliknya. Dalam dunia ini
terdapat pelbagai jenis dan ragam percintaan. Kita mungkin tersalah
sangka terhadap diri mereka. Kita menganggap mereka pelik.
Kita tertanya mengapa mereka tidak sama seperti kita dan
berkelakuakn ‘aneh.’ Kita bergaduh disebabkan sudut pandangan
mereka tidak sama dengan apa yang dilihat. Kesannya membawa
kepada permasalahan yang lebih besar.

Begitu juga dengan pemahaman dan tren tingkahlaku lelaki dan
perempuan terhadap cinta. Cara lelaki dan wanita bertindak adalah
sangat berbeza. Lelaki kebanyakkan lebih gemar untuk berdiam diri
apabila wujudnya masalah. Baginya ruang penting untuk membolehkannya
berfikir. Tetapi perkara ini sangat berlainan dengan wanita.
Mereka memerlukan teman ketika masalah ada. Luahan membuatkannya
lega walaupun masalah tersebut belum lagi diselesaikan.

Dalam dunia ini tiada manusia yang sama. Jika anda ingin bahagia,
fahamilah diri mereka. Saya pasti anda akan mendapat jawapan kepada
persoalan kelainan ini. Walaupun sukar, tetapi ianya pasti berbaloi.


Salam kemesraan,

Saiful Izzuan Bin Hussain
www.personaliticinta.com

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

(0 unread) Yahoo! Mail, lynnepu3gp

Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband shouted , "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.

A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a ghost, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the ghost. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the ghost asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the ghost said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, ghost?"

" Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.

"I'd do the same for you!" So the ghost and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The ghost was insatiable.

After about three hours of non-stop fun, the ghost rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

ghost smile – Really???

Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in ghosts???